BEST JOKES THIS NOVEMBER
COMPILED BY FESTUS KEI.
*How to Turn a Girl on:*
- Lip biting
- Ass Grabbing
- Hair Pulling
- Hand Guiding
- Having Her against the wall
- Kissing Her Neck
- Teasing Her
- Love Bites
*How Turn a Boy on:*
- Touch us, anywhere, even our
shirt😂😂😂😂😂
For me just point at me 😆😆😂😂👐👐
Gone are the days when the tv antenna is not working well so they'll let u go stand outside n be turning the pole n be shouting "aba" "aba krakra anaa"🤣🤣😂😂. Eeeeeiii yabr3 oooo😂😂😂😂
If u luv ur life don't dare go 2 Yoruba party & start up a fight even thou u re tempted cus Even der stew is a weapon.😂
That moment wen you want to go buy N10 Sugar ad N30 Groundnut To Use ad Drink Garri".....Then ur Crush appears ad U end up buying"peakmilk ad one Packet Of Sugar"
Guy's eheee........😂😂😂
Can someone please send 50k into my bank account, I want to check if my alert is still working..😢
"We need to talk " is one sentence that
has the power to make you remember
every
bad thing you've ever done in your life.😢
When someone wants to commit suicide what does he use?? :/
Don't tell me about using rope, that's too dangerous & I might die
Gucci slippers for 90k & u expect me not to hold it in my hand&treck to my
destination
😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
My Girlfriend broke up with me. She thinks that i am childish. So i calmed down, took a deep breath, went to her house, rang the doorbell and ran away ... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Some where right now, a girl is zooming ur pic to look at your shoes closely & will be like, I said it, this one is "Aba made"😂
If you are a Married Man🚶and U find yourself attracted to Sec Sch Girls Just buy a Uniform for your Wife
#Simple💁
How can u tag me and 99 others in ur grandmother obituary post, are we the one that killed her?
I don't like #iPhones📱 because the Camera will never work without a Mirror😕😧
Witchcraft is when u know that you won't marry her and still dated her for 6yrs! My brother even if u make heavn u won't see God😏
When a woman decides to take revenge, even the devil sits down to take lessons😂😂. Respect women🙌🙌
You are snapping picture at shoprite touching biscuits and provisions you cannot buy ☹️☹️
Be humble let God bless u
Some girls be like
I need a guy that has six packs ..
You do you have six breasts???
But why? Why? Why is life unfair to me Ladies ?
How can I breakup with a girl and she becomes more beautiful in few weeks.
Who did I offend? 😢😢😢
Witchcraft is when your family sell their family land to send you abroad to study medicine only for you to come back as an evangelist
If She Accepts Your Request...That Means You Have Passed The Profile Picture Interview 😃😃😃
I bought gucci towel for 150k and you're telling me not to tie it tomorrow to BANK?? 😕😕😕
Are you normal at all?😏😏😏
I just saw someone's whatsapp status "Having Chest Pains All Over My Body"😂😂😂😂...
English go die one day😂😂😁😀😅
Someone will post his or her picx and will say how do I look!
You no get mirror for your house abi?
I had once Blocked my Mum Slap and she went around telling our Relatives and my friends that I was trying to kill her😂😂😂
Any lady who gives birth from today to Saturday is a product from Valentine's day sex
Time no aso pepeepe💯✌😂😂😂😂
There are 2 thoughts in a girl's mind when they want to visit a guy for the first time.
"I will not have sex with him" & "let me shave, just in case"😂😂😂😂😂😂
How I will spend 600 cedis
1. Half bag of Millicent rice-150 cedis
2.carton of Carnation milk-37 cedis
3. Two crates of beer-42cedis
4. Carton of frozen chicken-120
5.full tank of fuel -200cedis
6. Two crates of eggs-40cedis
7.five packs of sachet water- 10cedis
Still one cedi left for public toilet, one morning (50p) and one in the evening (50p).
Will I get all these after dining with Abhi, Pragya et al?
600 cedis? Anka m'as3e papa.🤣🤣🤣
Mugabe wanted to hand over power to his wife. He thinks leadership is sexually transmitted diseases😹😹😹😹😹
COMPILED BY FESTUS KEI.
*How to Turn a Girl on:*
- Lip biting
- Ass Grabbing
- Hair Pulling
- Hand Guiding
- Having Her against the wall
- Kissing Her Neck
- Teasing Her
- Love Bites
*How Turn a Boy on:*
- Touch us, anywhere, even our
shirt😂😂😂😂😂
For me just point at me 😆😆😂😂👐👐
Gone are the days when the tv antenna is not working well so they'll let u go stand outside n be turning the pole n be shouting "aba" "aba krakra anaa"🤣🤣😂😂. Eeeeeiii yabr3 oooo😂😂😂😂
If u luv ur life don't dare go 2 Yoruba party & start up a fight even thou u re tempted cus Even der stew is a weapon.😂
That moment wen you want to go buy N10 Sugar ad N30 Groundnut To Use ad Drink Garri".....Then ur Crush appears ad U end up buying"peakmilk ad one Packet Of Sugar"
Guy's eheee........😂😂😂
Can someone please send 50k into my bank account, I want to check if my alert is still working..😢
"We need to talk " is one sentence that
has the power to make you remember
every
bad thing you've ever done in your life.😢
When someone wants to commit suicide what does he use?? :/
Don't tell me about using rope, that's too dangerous & I might die
Gucci slippers for 90k & u expect me not to hold it in my hand&treck to my
destination
😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
My Girlfriend broke up with me. She thinks that i am childish. So i calmed down, took a deep breath, went to her house, rang the doorbell and ran away ... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Some where right now, a girl is zooming ur pic to look at your shoes closely & will be like, I said it, this one is "Aba made"😂
If you are a Married Man🚶and U find yourself attracted to Sec Sch Girls Just buy a Uniform for your Wife
#Simple💁
How can u tag me and 99 others in ur grandmother obituary post, are we the one that killed her?
I don't like #iPhones📱 because the Camera will never work without a Mirror😕😧
Witchcraft is when u know that you won't marry her and still dated her for 6yrs! My brother even if u make heavn u won't see God😏
When a woman decides to take revenge, even the devil sits down to take lessons😂😂. Respect women🙌🙌
You are snapping picture at shoprite touching biscuits and provisions you cannot buy ☹️☹️
Be humble let God bless u
Some girls be like
I need a guy that has six packs ..
You do you have six breasts???
But why? Why? Why is life unfair to me Ladies ?
How can I breakup with a girl and she becomes more beautiful in few weeks.
Who did I offend? 😢😢😢
Witchcraft is when your family sell their family land to send you abroad to study medicine only for you to come back as an evangelist
If She Accepts Your Request...That Means You Have Passed The Profile Picture Interview 😃😃😃
I bought gucci towel for 150k and you're telling me not to tie it tomorrow to BANK?? 😕😕😕
Are you normal at all?😏😏😏
I just saw someone's whatsapp status "Having Chest Pains All Over My Body"😂😂😂😂...
English go die one day😂😂😁😀😅
Someone will post his or her picx and will say how do I look!
You no get mirror for your house abi?
I had once Blocked my Mum Slap and she went around telling our Relatives and my friends that I was trying to kill her😂😂😂
Any lady who gives birth from today to Saturday is a product from Valentine's day sex
Time no aso pepeepe💯✌😂😂😂😂
There are 2 thoughts in a girl's mind when they want to visit a guy for the first time.
"I will not have sex with him" & "let me shave, just in case"😂😂😂😂😂😂
How I will spend 600 cedis
1. Half bag of Millicent rice-150 cedis
2.carton of Carnation milk-37 cedis
3. Two crates of beer-42cedis
4. Carton of frozen chicken-120
5.full tank of fuel -200cedis
6. Two crates of eggs-40cedis
7.five packs of sachet water- 10cedis
Still one cedi left for public toilet, one morning (50p) and one in the evening (50p).
Will I get all these after dining with Abhi, Pragya et al?
600 cedis? Anka m'as3e papa.🤣🤣🤣
Mugabe wanted to hand over power to his wife. He thinks leadership is sexually transmitted diseases😹😹😹😹😹
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